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#1
Kari’s Blintz
A huge sweet crepe filled with a blend of ricotta & cream cheeses—
topped with YOUR CHOICE of our warm pie filling: BLUEBERRY, PEACH (or BOTH)
& whipped cream.
Folks, if Michele Brennan is willing to drive over 400 miles fer one of
these babies—you KNOW it’s gotta be good!
Pepé
Scramble
A big scramble of Italian sausage, ground beef, hashbrowns, eggs, cream
cheese, cheddar, & bacon.
Topped with sour cream, side ‘a salsa & whole wheat toast.
Egg
Breakfast
Yer basic breakfast. 3 Eggs, 2 strips ‘a hickory smoked bacon & whole wheat
toast.
Nuthin’ fancy, but right nice, if you simply MUST!
Joe’s
Special
Kari’s version of an old classic! A “scramble” made of spinach, ground
beef, Italian sausage, onions,
garlic, eggs & secret spices! Topped with parmesan & a dollop 'a sour cream.
We're told that ours is even better than 13 Coins’ (See what YOU think!)
Ma-chaaa-ka
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Scramble of fresh corn tortillas, chopped & sautéed w/ eggs, cheddar,
onions, peppers, bacon
& Italian sausage. Topped w/sour cream, side‘a salsa & whole wheat toast.
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VEGETARIANS! THIS CAN BE MADE WITH NO MEAT. It’s
not AS good, but what ’da I know — I’m a meat eater! :)
Cowboy Breakfast
3 Eggs (your way), and a pile ’a the most amazing
buttery hashbrowns that you've ever had,
whole wheat toast & your CHOICE of: BACON, HAM or SAUSAGE.
New!
The Best
Eggs Benedict
Known to Mankind
Absolutely UMMM-MAAZING! The boys in the kitchen are makin’ a Hollandaise
sauce that seriously makes your socks roll up‘n down! Proudly served over 2
Poached Eggs, Black Forest Ham & English Muffins.
Also comes with heap ‘a buttery hashbrowns just to send ya’all over the
edge.
One
customer said he’s eaten Beni’s at least 200+ times all over the world—and
ours is BY FAR his favorite! EGG-selent!
New!
The Dunlap
I
made this for myself one day just for fun—and it was SO fabulous... I had to
put it on the menu!
A bed of gorgeous hashbrowns TOPPED with a layer of sautéed onions, a slice
’a ham, 2 poached eggs
(& as if that’s not enough) for the grand finale, generously topped with our
world famous, homemade Hollandaise Sauce. Promises to make your belly
“Dunlap” over yer belt! Ha!
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Danish Yeast Waffles
SERVED ONLY TILL 2PM! |
Made
from a 100-year-old family recipe, our batter is made the night before so it
can raise
& be perfect just in time fer breakfast! Our delicate, golden waffles will
melt in your mouth!
#2 Danish Yeast Waffles
We
serve two heavenly 7” Danish Yeast Waffles with 2 strips ‘a hickory smoked
bacon.
Syrups & butter are on your table. Help yerselves. They’re right good!
#3
Barn Waffles
...topped with YOUR CHOICE of our warm pie filling: BLUEBERRY, PEACH (or
BOTH)
whipped cream & served with 2 strips ’a hickory smoked bacon! A house
favorite!
Coconut
Crème Waffles
Two
Danish Yeast Waffles topped with shredded coconut, slivered almonds,
creamy coconut syrup & real whipped cream. And, yep. Bacon too. Aloha
ya’all!
Kids Smiley Face Waffle
One
Danish Yeast Waffle topped with a whipped cream smile & served with a
FABulous slice’a hickory smoked bacon worth fightin’ fer! Use yer elbows!
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OK You City Slickers—LISTEN UP! |
This is WHERE IT GITS INTERESTIN’!
First...
EGGS
OVER EASY or POACHED are considered undercooked
in these-here-parts and if ya git the trots it’s yer own daggone fault. Ya’
been warned.
Second...
Honey, if yer bein’ a pain in the rear-end orderin’ a bunch-a
substitutions,
we got the right to charge ya extre for it.
So go on. Live it up. We need the money.
Last, but not least...
If you’re ONE of the THREE mean people we git in a whole year
(even if YOU don’t know who you are, your friends & family do!)
there’ll be a surcharge simply fer putting up with ya.
If yer bein’ mean to our staff, we’ll just assume ya’all are lackin’ fiber
in yer diet &
need to spend quality time in the “library”. Invest in some Fibercon
& do it quickly!
Remember: We’re just a fruit stand. Be nice & REE-lax! This is supposed to
be fun for us too!
Thanks!
Kari
blueberrykari@nwi.net
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Famous 1/3 lb.
Burgers!
Served with your choice of SALAD
or FRIES.
Or you can UPGRADE to SEASONAL FRUIT, SOUP or
COTTAGE CHEESE |
#4 Hamburger
BlueberryMayo, Honey Mustard, Thousand, Lettuce, n’ Pickles. Nuthin’
to get yer knickers in a
knot 'bout — but right good! Strip this baby down to nuthin fer yer
kiddies if ya like.
#5
Hamburger
De-lux
Tomato, Grilled Onions, BlueberryMayo, Honey Mustard, Thousand,
Lettuce, n’ Pickles.
Jest a little somethin' extre-fer ye.
#6
Cheeseburger
Tillamook Cheddar, BlueberryMayo, Honey Mustard, Thousand, Lettuce, n’
Pickles.
A durn good burger. “Good licki-dabs” as Gramma says. And she’d recognize
it.
#7
Cheeseburger De-lux
Tomato, Grilled Onions, Tillamook Cheddar,
BlueberryMayo, Honey Mustard, Thousand,
Lettuce, n’ Pickles. "Right good" with a li’l slop on it.
#8
Sloppy
Burger
Bacon, Tomato, Grilled Onions, Tillamook Cheddar, Blueberry-Mayo, Honey
Mustard,
Thousand, Lettuce, n’ Pickles. Loosen that top button boys—so no one has-ta
git hurt.
Belchin' permitted. We're fam-ly.
#9
Super Sloppy Burger
The
same as #8 Sloppy, a serious DOUBLE DECKER! That's 2/3’s-a-pound 'a cow.
Yes-sssar. A real-live "5 napkin—or wipe yer face on yer shirt berger".
Sure to send ya staggerin' to yer pick-up truck fer a nap.
And member da crack yer winder!
New!
Blue Cheese Bacon Burger
Marie’s Blue Cheese Dressing, Hickory Smoked Bacon, Tomato, Grilled Onions,
Tillamook Cheddar, Blueberry-Mayo, Honey Mustard, Thousand, Lettuce, n’
Pickles.
People LOVE this one! It makes my socks roll up & down ‘bout 3 times! It’s
AWESOME!!
New!
The
Real Man Burger
Yeeaa Baby! That’s 3—count ’em—THREE HALF POUND PATTIES w/ ALL THE FIXIN’S
FROM THE #8
… jest lots more of it! Yep. This thing’s a real babe magnet!
Think’a all them women starin’ at cha!
In HORROR, of course,
but that’s alwright. You probably got that effect on women anyhow.
AND you’ll likely end up sleepin’ on the couch with the dog tonight as
usual. So go-on...Eat UP!
NEED MORE MEAT?! YOU BEEN HIT IN THE HEAD?! ADD $2 PER ADDED PATTY
Ok. Short story. This one's titled:
"The Men of Bob's Bachelor Party & The Burger That Kicked Danny's Butt"
They
talked Danny into ordering the Real Man Burger -- and added another TWO
PATTIES WITH ALL THE FIXINS.
6'3",
300 LB DANNY WAS NO MATCH FOR THE REAL MAN BURGER + 2.
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VEGETARIANS! You can substitute a
DELICIOUS VEGGIE-BURGER
on any burger!
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Sandwiches. DiPs & Stuff
Served with your
choice of:
SOUP
.
SALAD
.
SEASONAL FRUIT . FRIES or COTTAGE CHEESE |
The 400 Mile
French Dip
Why
the name? Because people DRIVE that far for it. And, YES—it’s really THAT
good!
We slow roast prime beef to medium rare perfection & slice it really thin.
Comes on a fresh baked baguette that’s been lightly buttered &
grilled.
Served w/side ’a really fabulous au-jus. Heads up, folks! We do run out!
Yes - we can do Half Orders
(sissy.)
The
FAB-ulous
Chicken Stacker
Our
tender grilled chicken breast topped with hickory smoked bacon, grilled
onions
& sweet bell peppers, Provolone, tomato, lettuce, 1,000 & served on a
lightly grilled French baguette.
Seriously worth putting yer pants on for, Folks! I don’t normally go outta
of my way for bell peppers—
BUT I TOTALLY LOVE THIS COMBINATION!!
And YES! I ate the whole thing. I simply could NOT help myself!
The
Reuben
Worth Cryin’ Over
So perfect it brings a tear to Don Vey’s eye. Ok. That might just be the
horseradish,
but it’s still INCREDIBLE! Slow-cooked corned beef, sliced real thin &
served lightly grilled on delicate marbled Rye...w/ Swiss, grilled kraut,
1,000 & horseradish on the side, so no one has ta git hurt.
Jaws
aka “The Fish Sandwich”
They don’t make buns big enough fer this monstrosity! A HUGE 8 oz. filet of
lightly beer battered cod.
Served on a grilled sesame bun with lettuce, tomato, grilled onions &
tartar.
Sooo BIG it’s truly frightenin’! Somebody git a net!
Burger Dip
Same
grilled baguette we use for French Dip, only we add a couple fantastic 1/3
lb. burger patties & provolone cheese. Also Served w/side ’a really fabulous
Au-Jus. Yes, Half Orders on this one too.
(Sissy.)
B.L.T.
Start with our famous Hickory Smoked Bacon & add lettuce & tomato, honey
mustard,
BlueberryMayo & 1,000. Served on lightly grilled whole wheat. FAAAb-u-lous!
BBQ Beef Sanwich
Pulled Roast Beef that we roast here—tossed in our own SECRET (shhh!) BBQ
sauce & served on a grilled sesame bun w/ lettuce & honey mustard. DEE-lish!
Add Tillamook Cheddar for $1.25.
Folks, this is the same delectable sauce we use on our St. Luis Ribs for
dinner! To DIE for!
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ChICkEN.BuRgERS
We use tender & juicy, Italian marinated grilled chicken breasts for our
Chicken Burgers & Salads!
Served with your choice of SALAD
or FRIES.
Or you can UPGRADE to FRUIT, SOUP or
COTTAGE CHEESE |
#11 Chicken Burger
BlueberryMayo, Honey Mustard, Thousand, Lettuce & Provolone.
#12
De-lux Chicken Burger
Tomato, Grilled Onion, Honey Mustard, Thousand, BlueberryMayo, Lettuce &
Provolone.
#13
Aloha
Chicken Burger
Slice’a Grilled Pineapple, Tomato, Grilled Onion, Honey Mustard,
BlueberryMayo,
Thousand, Lettuce & Provolone.
#14
Teriyaki
Chicken Burger
Same as our #13 Aloha—but we add our own special Teriyaki sauce!
We
may or may not have soup...dependin' on how busy we've been! People go nuts
over our scratch soups! This is what we SHOOT for, but if the boys are
feeling creative in the kitchen - it might change. So git a grip. It's only
soup. Yes - we ALWAYS have our famous Clam Chowder on Friday (but we can run
out) and yes - we always have Tomato Bisque on Wednesday (but we do
run out). You see a pattern here, right??
WEDNESDAY —
Kari’s Tomato
Bisque w/ Fresh Basil
FRIDAY—
Fisherman’s Clam
Chowder
ALL OTHER DAYS —
Ask!
Dressings
Our Recommendations: *Pink House Dressing OR
Kari's New Poppyseed Lime
We've also got yer basic: Ranch • Blue Cheese • Thousand • Honey Mustard
*Kari’s Pink House Dressing? A light, sweet & tangy, creamy vinaigrette. And
YES! It’s a secret!
Relaaax!
All dressings served on the side.
HOUSE SALAD
Fresh romaine lettuce, croutons, parmesan, sunflower seeds, & a few slices
of pickled beets.
CHICKEN SALAD
Just like our House Salad, only topped with our tender, juicy, Italian
marinated & grilled Chicken Breast.
TERIYAKI CHICKEN SALAD
Just
like our Chicken Salad, only add a ring of sweet grilled pineapple & a
splash' a teriyaki sauce.
New!
STRANGE
SALAD
Kari’s latest concoction! A delightfully healthy & refreshing salad! Romaine
topped w/ fresh fruit,
grilled chicken & tossed w/FABULOUS Poppyseed-Lime Dressing! You’ll LOVE
this one!
New!
THE BIKINI
Take a walk on the
'lighter side'!
Seasonally Fresh Fruit, Cottage Cheese with your choice of
our Tender Italian Grilled Chicken Breast
OR
1/3 lb. juicy Burger Patty....
served with Kari’s new Poppyseed Lime Dressing!
Cheaper than plastic surgery —without that pesky recovery time!
Voila! Bikini!
Side House Salad
with
Today’s Scratch Soup!
Please, Folks. AIN’T NO SUBSTITUTIONS on the Soup & Salad Combo.
We don’t do smaller portions on the other salads. Help us keep things fun &
simple in the kitchen!
Thanks!
Wednesday Special:
Grilled Cheese
w/
Tomato Bisque!
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Complain loudly, hold at arms length, tip head back & slide glasses down
nose.
Prices, menu items & descriptions subject to change without notice, as this
is a small town & we have to make our own excitement.
Honey, believe me — we’d go to a dog fight if we got wind ‘a it ahead-a
time.
Kari
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