#1 Kari's Blintz
One large sweet crepe filled with a blend of ricotta & cream cheeses &
topped with YOUR CHOICE of our warm pie filling: BLUEBERRY, PEACH (or BOTH) & whipped cream.
Folks, if Michele Brennan was willing to drive over 400 miles fer one of these babies-you KNOW it's gotta be good!
A big scramble of Italian sausage, ground beef, hashbrowns, eggs, cream cheese, cheddar, & bacon.
Topped with sour cream, side 'a salsa & whole wheat toast.
3 Egg Breakfast
3 Eggs (your way), 2 strips 'a apple wood smoked bacon & whole wheat toast.
Nuthin' fancy, but right nice, if you simply MUST!
A "scramble" made of spinach, ground beef, Italian sausage, onions,
garlic, eggs & secret spices! Topped with parmesan & a dollop 'a sour cream.
Kari's version of an old classic. We're told that ours is even better than 13 Coins' (See what YOU think!)
Scramble of fresh corn tortillas, chopped & sautéed w/ eggs, cheddar, onions, peppers, bacon
& Italian sausage. Topped w/sour cream, side'a salsa & whole wheat toast.
♥ VEGETARIANS! THIS CAN BE MADE WITH NO MEAT!
3 Eggs (your way), and a pile 'a the most amazing buttery hashbrowns that you've ever had,
whole wheat toast & your CHOICE of: APPLE WOOD SMOKED BACON, HAM or SAUSAGE.
The Best Eggs Benedict Known to Mankind
Absolutely UMMM-MAAZING! The boys in the kitchen are makin' a Hollandaise sauce that seriously makes your
socks roll up'n down! Proudly served over 2 poached eggs, Black Forest ham & English muffins.
Also comes with incredible hashbrowns just to send ya'all over the edge.
One customer said he's eaten Beni's at least 200+ times all over the world-and ours is BY FAR his favorite! EGG-selent!
A bed of gorgeous hashbrowns TOPPED with a layer of sautéed onions, a slice 'a ham, 2 poached eggs
& for the grand finale, generously topped with our world famous, homemade Hollandaise Sauce.
Promises to make your belly "Dunlap" over yer belt! (Ha!)
#2 Danish Yeast Waffles
We serve two heavenly 7" Danish Yeast Waffles (100 year old recipe!) with 2 strips 'a apple wood smoked bacon.
Syrups & butter are on your table. Help yerselves. They're fabulous!
#3 Barn Waffles
Same as #2...only topped with YOUR CHOICE of our warm pie filling: BLUEBERRY, PEACH (or BOTH)
whipped cream & served with 2 strips 'a apple wood smoked bacon! A house favorite!
Coconut Créme Waffles
Two Danish Yeast Waffles topped with shredded coconut, slivered almonds,
creamy coconut syrup & fresh whipped cream. And, yep. Bacon too. Aloha ya'all!
Kids Smiley Face Waffle
One Danish Yeast Waffle topped with a whipped cream smile & served with a
FABulous slice'a apple wood smoked bacon worth fightin' over! Use yer elbows!
Our fantastic 1/3 # patty served with your choice of SALAD or FRIES.
UPGRADE to SEASONAL FRUIT, SOUP or COTTAGE CHEESE
BlueberryMayo, Honey Mustard, Thousand, Lettuce, n' Pickles. Nuthin' to get yer knickers in a
knot 'bout - but right good! Strip this baby down to nuthin fer yer kiddies if ya like.
#5 Hamburger De-lux
Tomato, Grilled Onions, BlueberryMayo, Honey Mustard, Thousand, Lettuce, n' Pickles.
Jest a little somethin' extre-fer ye.
American cheese, BlueberryMayo, Honey Mustard, Thousand, Lettuce, n' Pickles.
A durn good burger. "Good licki-dabs" as Gramma says. And she'd recognize it.
#7 Cheeseburger De-lux
Tomato, Grilled Onions, American cheese, BlueberryMayo, Honey Mustard, Thousand, Lettuce, n' Pickles.
Right good with a li'll more slop on it.
#8 Sloppy Burger
Bacon, Tomato, Grilled Onions, American cheese, Blueberry-Mayo, Honey Mustard, Thousand, Lettuce, n' Pickles.
Loosen that top button boys-so no one has-ta git hurt. Belchin' permitted. We're fam-ly.
#9 Super Sloppy Burger
The same as #8 Sloppy, a serious DOUBLE DECKER! That's 2/3's-a-pound 'a cow.
Yes-sssar. A real-live "5 napkin-or wipe yer face on yer shirt berger".
Sure to send ya staggerin' to yer pick-up truck fer a nap. And 'member da crack yer winder.
Blue Cheese Bacon Burger
Marie's Blue Cheese Dressing, Hickory Smoked Bacon, Tomato, Grilled Onions,
American cheese, Blueberry-Mayo, Honey Mustard, Thousand, Lettuce, n' Pickles.
People LOVE this one! It'll make yer socks roll up & down 'bout 3 times! It's AWESOME!!
The Real Man Burger
Yeeaa Baby! That's 3-count 'em-THREE HALF POUND PATTIES w/ ALL THE FIXIN'S FROM THE #8
... jest lots more of it! Yep. This thing's a real babe magnet! Think'a all them women starin' at cha!
In HORROR, of course, but that's alwright. You probably got that effect on women anyhow.
AND you'll likely end up sleepin' on the couch with the dog tonight as usual. So go-on...Eat UP!
NEED MORE MEAT?! YOU BEEN HIT IN THE HEAD?! ADD $2 PER ADDED PATTY
The record Real Man Burger so far? Real Man + 3 Layers. Yep. It was a MESS, but he did it!
SUBSTITUTE DR. PRAEGER'S CALIFORNIA VEGGIE BURGER ON ANY BURGER!
THEY TASTE GREAT!
Sandwiches, Dips & Stuff
Served with your choice of: SOUP . SALAD . SEASONAL FRUIT . FRIES or COTTAGE CHEESE
The 400 Mile French Dip
Why the name? Because people DRIVE that far for it. And, YES-it's really THAT good!
We slow roast prime beef to medium rare perfection & slice it really thin. Comes on a fresh baked baguette
that's been lightly buttered & grilled. Served w/side 'a really fabulous au-jus. Heads up, folks! We do run out!
Yes - we can do Half Orders (sissy.)
The FAB-ulous Chicken Stacker
Our tender grilled chicken breast topped with hickory smoked bacon, grilled onions
& sweet bell peppers, Provolone, tomato, lettuce, 1,000 & served on a lightly grilled French baguette.
Seriously worth putting yer pants on for, Folks! I don't normally go outta of my way for bell peppers-
BUT THIS COMBINATION IS IRRESISTIBLE!! And YEP! I ate the whole thing. I simply could NOT help myself!
The Reuben Worth Cryin' Over
So perfect it brings a tear to Don Vey's eye. Ok. That might just be the horseradish, but it's still INCREDIBLE!
Slow-cooked corned beef, sliced real thin & served lightly grilled on delicate marbled Rye
w/ Swiss cheese, grilled kraut, 1,000 & horseradish on the side, so no one has ta git hurt.
Jaws aka "The Fish Sandwich"
They don't make buns big enough fer this monstrosity so we serve it on a big 'ole French baguette!
A HUGE 8 oz. filet of lightly beer battered cod, with lettuce, tomato, grilled onions & tartar sauce.
Sooo BIG it's truly frightenin'! Somebody git a net!
Same grilled baguette we use for French Dip, only we add a couple fantastic 1/3 lb. burger patties & provolone cheese.
Also Served w/side 'a really fabulous Au-Jus. Even more ridiculously good if you add grilled onions to it!
Yes, Half Orders on this one too. (Sissy.)
Start with our famous apple wood smoked bacon & add lettuce & tomato, honey mustard,
BlueberryMayo & 1,000. The combo of sauces knock this baby out of the park!
Served on lightly grilled whole wheat. FAAAb-u-lous!
BBQ Beef Sandwich
Roast beef that we slow roast ourselves...tossed in amazing Charlie's BBQ sauce (we sell here!)
& served on a grilled sesame bun w/ lettuce & honey mustard. DEE-lish!
We use tender & juicy grilled chicken breasts for our chicken burgers & salads
Served with your choice of SALAD or FRIES. UPGRADE to FRUIT, SOUP or COTTAGE CHEESE
#11 Chicken Burger
BlueberryMayo, Honey Mustard, Thousand, Lettuce & Provolone.
#12 Deluxe Chicken Burger
Tomato, Grilled Onion, Honey Mustard, Thousand, BlueberryMayo, Lettuce & Provolone.
#13 Aloha Chicken Burger
Slice'a Grilled Pineapple, Tomato, Grilled Onion, Honey Mustard, BlueberryMayo, Thousand, Lettuce & Provolone.
#14 Teriyaki Chicken Burger
Same as our #13 Aloha-but we add our own special Teriyaki sauce!
We may or may not have soup...dependin' on how busy it's been. People go nuts over our scratch soups.
This is what we SHOOT for, but if the boys are feeling creative in the kitchen - it might change.
WEDNESDAY - Kari's Tomato Bisque w/ Fresh Basil
FRIDAY- Fisherman's Clam Chowder
ALL OTHER DAYS - Ask
Garden Fresh Salads
Dressings: *Kari's Pink House Dressing or Honey Poppyseed Lime -- made here and house favorites!
And don't panic. We've also got your basic Ranch, Blue Cheese, Thousand, Honey Mustard.
All served on the side. *Kari's Pink House Dressing? A light, sweet & tangy, creamy vinaigrette. (And YES! It's still a secret!)
Romaine lettuce, homemade croutons, parmesan, sunflower seeds, blueberries, & a few slices of pickled beets.
Romaine lettuce, homemade croutons, parmesan, sunflower seeds, blueberries & a few slices of pickled beets...
then topped with our tender, juicy, Italian marinated & grilled Chicken Breast.
Teriyaki Chicken Salad
Romaine lettuce, homemade croutons, parmesan, sunflower seeds, blueberries & a few slices of pickled beets...
then topped with our tender, juicy, Italian marinated & grilled Chicken Breast...
then -- add a ring of sweet grilled pineapple & a splash' a teriyaki sauce.
Kari's latest concoction! A delightfully healthy & refreshing salad! Romaine topped w/ seasonal fresh fruit,
grilled chicken & served with the perfect compliment of Kari's Honey Poppyseed Lime Dressing (on the side)!
You'll LOVE this one! Fresh, healthy -- and it tastes GREAT!
Your choice of tender grilled Chicken Breast, our juicy 1/3 lb. Burger Patty, or Dr. Praeger's Veggie Burger
Served with seasonally available fresh fruit, cottage cheese & a side of Kari's Honey Poppyseed Lime Dressing.
Cheaper than plastic surgery without that pesky recovery time! Voila! Bikini!
Soup & Salad Combos *
A Side House Salad with today's incredible scratch soup. Choose a Side, Cup, or Bowl of soup.
*Please, Folks. NO SUBSTITUTIONS on the House Salad for the Combo.
We don't do smaller portions on the other salads. Thanks!
Fresh Fruit Pies
Why award winning? It could be our incredibly flaky crust that is gently rolled by hand.
Or the fact that all the fruit we use comes from our own farm. There's a reason we sold 10,500 pies in 2011! Don't miss 'em!
Apple (Don't forget to add Dad's Rum Sauce!)
AVAILABLE HERE BY THE SLICE or WHOLE PIES * TO GO
*Order your WHOLE PIES to go a day in ahead. Ask what flavors we have today --¦and keep in mind...
because they're made hot and fresh ever morning -- we do run out!
Darigold Soft Ice Cream in a DISH
24 FLAVORS OF SOFT SERVE! Pick ONE or MIX TWO flavors together!
Almond . Apricot . Banana . Black Cherry . Blackberry . Blueberry . Butter Pecan . Caramel . Cheesecake
Chocolate . Coconut . Coffee . CrÃ¨me de Menthe . Lemon . Maple Nut . Orange . Peach . Peanut Butter
Pina Colada . Pistachio Nut . Raspberry . Rum . Strawberry . Tutti Frutti
Ice Cream Sundae
VANILLA SOFT SERVE topped with your choice of...
. Blueberry Pie Filling
. Peach Pie Filling
. Hershey's Chocolate Syrup
...and then finished with fresh whipped cream & slivered almonds. Fabulous!
Soda* Coffee* Iced Tea* Hot Tea* * Free Refills on these, folks! Help yerselves!
Also available... Milk 2% . Chocolate Milk . Orange Juice . Apple Juice . Hot Chocolate
Bottomless Root Beer Float . Our Own Pure Berry Juice . Homemade Apple Cider
The best Italian Soda you've ever had cuz we've got a secret recipe!
Blackberry . Blueberry . Cherry . Coconut . Grape Huckleberry . Peach . Raspberry . Strawberry
Sugar Free: Blueberry . Raspberry . Strawberry
PICK 1 or MIX 2 FLAVORS!
Almond . Apricot . Banana . Black Cherry . Blackberry . Blueberry . Butter Pecan . Caramel . Cheesecake . Chocolate
Coconut . Coffee . Creme de Menthe . Lemon . Maple Nut . Orange . Peach . Peanut Butter . Pina Colada
Pistachio . Raspberry . Rum . Strawberry . Tutti Frutti
SMALL, HARD TO READ PRINT THAT NO ONE EVER READS
Hold menu at arms length, tip head back, slide glasses down nose & complain loudly.
Prices, menu items & descriptions subject to change without notice, as this is a small town
& we have to make our own excitement. Honey, believe me - we'd go to a dog fight if we got wind 'a it ahead-a time.
OK You City Slickers-LISTEN UP! THIS IS WHERE IT GITS INTERESTIN'!
First... EGGS OVER EASY or POACHED are considered undercooked in these-here-parts
and if ya git the trots it's yer own daggone fault. Ya' been warned.
Second...Honey, if yer bein' a pain in the rear-end orderin' a bunch-a substitutions,
we got the right to charge ya extre for it. So go on. Live it up. We need the money.
Last, but not least...If you're ONE of the THREE mean people we git in a whole year (even if YOU don't know who you are,
your friends & family do!) there'll be a surcharge simply fer putting up with ya. If yer bein' mean to our staff,
we'll just assume ya'all are lackin' fiber in yer diet & need to spend quality time in the "library".
Invest in some Fibercon & do it quickly! Remember: We're just a fruit stand. Be nice & REE-lax!
This is supposed to be fun for us too!